Hot Discussion: Share your most baffling dream.

I had the weirdest dream I've ever had last night.

Me and a bunch of my friends were going to meet Iggy Pop and his african wife at a mexican restaurant for a nice dinner. We all get there and Iggy arrives with no shirt and he's wearing this small blue backpack. We start eating and its going really good. Me and Iggy are really bonding and getting along. All of a sudden Iggy jumps up lifts me out of my chair and smashes me down on the table, shattering all the glasses. My friends look on in horror while Iggy and I are laughing hysterically while picking the glass out of my abdomen. Everybody leaves and Iggy and I are alone in the restaurant. Iggy lost his little blue backpack and we spent the rest of the dream searching for it.


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I beat a black dude in a foot race.

Me and my step brother (I don't have a step brother IRL) we're skydiving into the downtown area and we both crashed into a skyscraper. He was hurt bad and couldn't move, and I decided that rather then going through the hassle of calling 911 and getting into trouble for illegal skydiving and assorted property damage, the best bet was to kill him and then go home. I spent the rest of the dream trying to convince cops and family members that I had no involvement in his murder, can't remember if I got away with it or not.

I was on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and Regis turned into a zombie and bit my head off.

There was that one where Locke and Jack were at a secluded lakeside cabin fighting a giant squid.

And one time at school I was fell asleep on the student lounge and dream about being in a attic. I'd then wake up and see that ten minutes has passed, then fall asleep again, and find myself in that same attic but the dream would play out differently. This cycle went on around six times in the space of an hour (Felicity Huffman was in one of these mini-dreams), and on the last time woke up a school kids were also sitting around the couch, probably amused with me sleeping in the middle of day in public like that.

I dont know if I should post mine...

I know I've had a lot of baffling dreams, but two that really stayed with me were not necessarily baffling in a weird way, but rather shocking.

In one, someone shot me in the chest in a parking lot. In the other, someone stabbed me in the head with a shard of broken glass. The thing is that I had this two dreams the same week and both felt awfully real.

I kissed a girl and I liked it......the taste of her cherry chapstick.

I don't know if it's my most baffling ever, but this morning I dreamt I was at a retreat deep in the woods, being hunted by a slasher. The dream was semi-lucid, so eventually I got bored of running from him and chose to let him kill me so I could wake up and do something more interesting. For some reason I couldn't find any weapons to fight back with.

Funny you would mention baffling dreams because this morning I had a pretty bizarre one. One of my friends is pregnant and got married to this douche yesterday at a private ceremony. She's 18. Ugh. Anyway, this is relevant to the dream...

Their wedding was at my former high school (which had miraculously been relocated into the center of a downtown city with skyscrapers) and the entire senior class was invited for some reason. The cafeteria had muffins or cupcakes or something at every seat and it was crowded. I went into a 'snack room' and saw one of my friends and said "Hi." She ignored me. Went back out to the cafeteria to get some food and possibly find people to sit with (I wasn't planning on staying, I just came for food apparently) and saw another friend of mine. Instead of sitting down with him I asked him to pass me a cupcake/muffin. My other friend (the one getting married) came up into me in an 80's power suit (no longer pregnant, apparently, since she wasn't showing anymore) and gave me a hug. I don't remember what the conversation was but I went back to looking for some place to sit. I saw four girls I knew and thought in my head, "I'll go sit with them, they gave me herpes." Yeah. When I got to the table I found out that they were actually Looney Tunes... and that's when I woke up.



Last night (more like this morning since I sleep late on weekends) I dreamt that my house had a long underground storage area branching out from our basement filled with still-unpacked boxes from when we moved four years ago, so I was going through the boxes looking for the 1983 Hot Wheels Buick Mountain Dew Stocker car that was based on Darrell Waltrip's #11 Nascar car that I lost when I moved (and it's quite an expensive Hot Wheels to replace) and I was finding all sorts of Ferrari Hot Wheels and several Transformers including both red and yellow Bumblebees and one that was kind of like Prowl except, instead of being a Datsun 280ZX, it was a Honda Today police car like Natsumi and Miyuki drive in You're Under Arrest.



That's more of a coherent narrative than my dreams usually have.

I have a recurring dream that I've had since I was a kid. I'm being chased through a jungle by a big cat. Sometimes a tiger, sometimes a lion. I'm running for my life and the cat is gaining on me. Just as the cat gets on me I wake up soaked in sweat confused and scarred shitless until I realize it was just a dream.

There is no possible way that I can put my dreams into words. There's no way a conscious mind can comprehend it.

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor... Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

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I've had so many weird dreams. I've actually had a string of them for the past two weeks or so on and off.

Two nights ago I had a dream that I got a phone call in my house, and it turned out to be Hughes from Full Metal Alchemist.




So I said "I thought you were dead?" And he said "yea, but that doesn't matter. Someone is going to be coming soon". Then hung up.

I went outside to my brother who was working on a car, and told him that Hughes called, and he said, "that's weird."

When I went back into the house, for some reason the interior was that of my Grandmother's house. When I went into the kitchen, there was a half burnt black guy in a jump suit taking bags of gummi bears off of the table like he was stealing them. I was scared, but asked what he was doing. When he turned and looked at me, for some reason I thought I knew him from somewhere, and we said "hey, I remember you" to each other. Then he walked past me and left.

After he left I went back outside to my brother still working on the car, told him about the guy in the house, and then he said "that's weird."


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And then I woke up.

I have a lot of dreams about alien invasions. The most recent was about how the governments of the world turned the earth over to an alien race and the whole rest of the dream was the last 30 days of the earth under human rule. I woke up before the aliens actually took over.

I was a crumpet (with jam) and I won a shoe.

I hand my friend a Reeses Peanut Buttercup. He takes a bite. I realize that he is in fact allergic to peanut butter(he actually is).Then I scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I gotta quote Dennis from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia for this:

"Photos are like dreams. If I'm not in it, and there's nobody getting it on, I just don't care"

I used to have a lot of dreams about tornadoes. Eventually they started getting boring because I'd realize they were dreams and be like, Whatever.

Frequently, I dream I'm walking and then I fall down a big hole. Or trip. And then I jerk awake.

Okay, I've posted this in a similar thread:

I lay down to go to sleep but there's something bulging under my pillow, so I look under and there's a cantellope. I decide to share it so I call the girl I used to work the attendance office of my school with for first period. We're then sitting in a completely black room, on the floor, lit up with a spot light, eating the cantelope. Eventually, she looks up at me blank faced and says "You have to go to the competition" so I get up and run into the darkness only to emerge on a stage with a humongous purple curtain behind me. I take the mic and begin singing don't stop me now to a faceless crowd which cheers. Out of nowhere, Brad Garett comes out and starts singing trying to steal my thunder, so I attack him mid song and don't stop singing. I beat him unconcious and finish the song.

And then I woke up.

Um, I've had too many strange ones to pick just one, but I'll talk about my most recent weird one. Three people and I went to rob a bank. We weren't there just to steal money, we also wanted to kill people. In the middle of the heist it is revealed that two of the guys in my group were just setting me and the other guy up to take the fall. I ended up getting in a shootout, me with a shotgun and the other guy with a pistol. I ran out of ammo, but somehow the guy with the pistol dropped it and I grabbed it and shot him dead.

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